User:Pottypilot

Pottypilot is a person of mystery. Who is Pottypilot? What is Pottypilot? When is Pottypilot? Where is Pottypilot? Why is Pottypilot? How is Pottypilot? Nobody knows. One thing's for sure, though. Pottypilot exists. Pottypilot is out there. And Pottypilot is coming for you.

Really?
Yes, he is. Pottypilot is coming. Presuming that you exist, Pottypilot will come and hunt you down.

That's kind of scary.
It is, isn't it? Pottypilot is always there. Pottypilot is always watching. Watching you. Watching... BEHIND YOU!!!

GAAAHHH!!!
Hah, gotchyou. There's no one there... No one... Nobody behind you... Ha... fooled you... Man, you're really gullible! Gullible and dumb! Anyways, I think I've succeeded in wasting your time. Yeah. That's right. And if you haven't read the infobox over there, then your curiosity might drive you to do so. Or maybe not. That's up to you. There's nothing waiting at the end, though. Nothing. Not there, not in the middle... No. Nope. Nowhere. It's all futile. In the end, we will all die, and we will all perish and turn into dust and return to the stars from whence we came.

That's deep.
Yeah, I know. Anyways, go. Bye. There's nothing here left in this world. This page, that is. Or... well... if there's nothing left here in this world... why not go off to the next? Read another page in this wiki, I mean? That's what it's for, no?

That's true.
Good. Do that. I'll be going, then. See ya.

Wait!
What?

All this time, you've been referring to Pottypilot in the third person, and yourself in the first person. Who... are you?
...

Don't ask questions like that.

You're not gonna like the answers.